Fri - October 20, 2006

2 thoughts



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Mon - October 16, 2006

who would star as me in a movie?



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Tue - September 12, 2006

You know you're at a private university when...



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Tue - August 22, 2006

my space



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Fri - August 18, 2006

census data displays



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Thu - August 17, 2006

12 planets



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Wed - August 16, 2006

the arrow of time


This is just cool and worth looking at.

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Mon - May 1, 2006

I am lumberg



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Wed - September 28, 2005

three wishes


It's hosted by Amy Grant, and while I haven't watched it, I've seen enough commercials to get the gist of it - amy grant shows up in some town in America and finds three people who have a wish and then the Network grants it and they tell a heartwarming tale about how deserving these people are, and how this wish changes their lives.

...On each episode, they show up in a small town and pick three people who are happy and content with life - the types of people who are bubbly and cheery no matter what (you know who I'm talking about and you want to puke just as much as I do). Then, for each of these people, they create some sort of trauma for them - like they make it look like the family pet got run over by a car, get them fired from their job, make it look like their partner has been cheating on them , give them false medical test results, kidnap a family member. They can show the planning process and reactions, and when happy-go-lucky people have completely broken down, everyone in on the gag yells out "Sucks to be you!".

...And of course, there wouldn't be any permanent damage (they won't actually run Fluffy over. They'll just position some roadkill and take the pet to a pet hotel).

...Between this and my totally awesome idea for "Average Chimp" (the answer to Average Joe where beautiful women think they're going on a reality show with a bunch of handsome men but it turns out that all the "men" are chimpanzees), I think I've got a promising future as a reality tv show producer.

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Tue - September 6, 2005

health care


I'm not crazy about how he seems to sensationalize little factoids, but I do like that he is very readable. I'm not sure if that's two sides of the same coin though...

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Thu - August 4, 2005

dime in the urinal



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Mon - August 1, 2005

social security



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Thu - June 23, 2005

hands off my property



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Tue - May 10, 2005

liberal



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Sun - May 8, 2005

big savings



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